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"To wish you are someone else is to waste the person you are"
~Anonymous~

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

maisiewilliams:

if only?? notre dame was real?????

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

caseyanthonyofficial:

ruhruhrandy:

weeping-daleks:

wearetheprettyponies:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

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first of all how dare you

second of all HOW DARE YOU

Wow what an asshole

They’re fictional characters

equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me

starbuckers:

[tour guide voice] if you look on over to the right you’ll see mount kilimanjaro and if you look to the left you’ll see everything you own in the box to the left